A Solemn Occasion

"As reported by the Disassociated Press: Justice died earlier today, after lingering several days in hospital care. Blind, she was unable to see her attacker, who is reported to have brazenly walked right up to her face before attacking. Accused for the crime is one Complacency, an apparently well-known and very influential figure. Also injured in the attack are Justice's siblings, Honor and Decency; they are listed in critical condition, and are not expected to last much longer. Complacency was arrested for the crimes yesterday afternoon. However, no witnesses have come forth, and public concern for the crime appears to be low. Complacency's lawyer released a statement saying that his client will likely be released within a matter of days.

Funeral services for the deceased will be held Monday, at the St. Apathy Cemetary, just off Hwy XYZ. Any who wish to attend and show their reverence for this once-respected figure are welcome to attend, but space will be limited. For those who wish to attend and have their photos taken by the multitudes of media covering the event, there will be a much larger space available. Please RSVP, so that more chairs can be added if needed.

Several television networks will be covering the event, which promises to be a star-studded afair, including performances by many of today's top musicians. In tribute and memorial, of course. So don't miss the funeral services, and these live performances of many top singles available today. And stay tuned afterword for a 15 minute special on how Justice's death is being handled by her family and the rest of the world, followed by 7 hours of college sports, and special night of American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance?"